Ok so this is a glimpse into my family's interpretation of Recycling.
Lets just review,
Anyone who watches tv, knows the Three R's of Recycling.
Reduce
Reuse
Recycle
So, in our house
REDUCE
One child is reducing her water usage by: not showering, not doing laundry, not doing dishes , or brushing her teeth. Save our Planet!
REUSE
Another child is re-using her sisters shoes, shirts,socks etc because her own items are not clean/lost/etc. We love Mother Earth!
RECYCLE
Yet another child is recycling. She breaks into her sisters secret candy stashes. Eats all of it , then throws up on their bed. Recycle!!
Then there is the six year old who attended an exciting assembly on Earth day. Ok, we do recycle a lot in this house. However, I was in no way prepared for the recycle/earth day police
Turning off the Tv was fine, until Hannah Montanna was on.
Shutting off water while brushing teeth, great, till little sis spit toothpaste all over her arm (insert shrieks here)
Recycling plastic, foil, newspaper, great! We already do that.
Explaining to a determined six year old that we can NOT recycle tissues, not great.
So, also inform six year old that we can't recycle toilet paper. She looks at me and says ( in a tone I thought was reserved exclusively for my PMSing 14 year old), "MOM! I know that, that would be gross!!" Get reminded about 20 times that we can recycle batteries. I generously offer to recycle some wine, no one is amused. Somone spends a good amount of time in the bathroom, and proudly states how they recycled their dinner. Lovely. And last, but not least, I had
one child who decided to make up for the apperant lack of water useage and take a 40 minute shower.
Happy Earth Day Everyone!!