If you have ever read the book Alexander and The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day here is MY take on it. Some of these things actually happened ( in the same day), some happened in the past. Most were yesterday!
Becky and The Terrible, Horrible No Good Very Bad Day
When i woke up this morning my sleep mask was off and so it was like i didn't sleep and I knew it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. The kids woke up late i had to rush getting Sophie ready to school, I burnt my mouth on my coffee and no one but snapfish sent me an e mail. I had forgotten to make Sophie 's lunch we were out of lunch meat and the bread was frozen.
I think I'll move to Jamaica.
Zoe peed all over the floor I just mopped , and the power went out. She refused to take a nap.
Three cars in three minutes tried to kill me on the highway and I think it is illegal to stop at a stop sign in California. I almost missed my exit and horns were honking and my tire looked flat.
I was having a Terrible Horrible No Good Very bad day.
When I got home there was water in the garage and the toilet was leaking. I lift up the lid and get sprayed in the face.I burnt the sauce for dinner , cut my finger and when I went to boil the water there was a dead fly in it. The sauce exploded all over the clean stove and floor and Zoe spilled her juice at dinner. I knocked over the fan, banged my head on a shelf and tripped over SOMEBODYS shoes on the floor.
I got soap in the kids eyes in the bath, mopped up a tidal wave with the last dry towel dried them with a blanket,and couldn't find Sophies favorite elephant pajamas. Katey and Emily were arguing if a toe in the others room or hovering in the doorway actually counts as being IN the room and screaming at each other to get out and I scream shut up and everyone starts to cry. It is a terrible horrible no good very bad day.
I get the kids to bed pick up the shoes on the stairs bang my elbow on the corner and pour a glass of wine. I turn around and knock over the wine shattering my last good wine glass and spilling it all over the floor. I go to check laundry and a fabric marker got left in the dryer. An entire load of whites have black marker on them including three brand new things.
I think they have wine in Jamaica.
Nick falls alseep on the couch my pajamas have a hole and my pillow is dirty. I go check my email and get locked out of my account. I google karma and learn that some days are like that. Even in Jamaica.